have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
but what are the perks of being a wallflower
"bisexuals are just being greedy"
This statement is correct. I want all the donuts to myself. No sharon you can’t have a donut. Yes, I know there are 24 donuts. Yes, I want them all for myself. Fuck off sharon.